(212) Survive this gif, and nothing can kill you + links

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Friday, December 4, 2015

I have never seen this gif before. I have seen the glorious Esquire spread but I have never seen THAT before last Saturday when a kind - or mischievous - soul showed me that.

Look into his eyes.

They are smiling.

He KNOWS.

I am now convinced that I am invincible for I looked upon that gif and I have survived.

Though I still think I may collapse when I finally see Legend. My fear is that I will see a bit of it and wake up in the hospital.

Now let's just stare at it for an obscene amount of time.

Seriously I probably spent several hours looking at that thing.

That is too much information, isn't it?

Oh, fuck it.

And here we have new pictures from The Revenant.

Look at all those actors, posing normally:

But not Tom.

Oh no.

Tom is gonna do this ------->

Lord, have mercy.

Tom was nominated this week for Legend at Satellite Awards. He was not however nominated for The Revenant. This race is already an emotional roller-coaster to me. Please for the love of God Academy nominate him for something so that Leo hugs him on the way up to get his Oscar.

I guarantee you Winslet is gonna be nominated for a Globe just for that. Just so that she could be there in case he wins and pull a Sharon.

There is more to Hardy being there-are-no-words amazing. God help us there is more. The white horse returned on the set of Taboo:

I just love his look here too. Never shave, Tom. Never shave.

I already dread watching this.

And yes. He found another dog to cuddle.

*sigh* I wish I were a dog.

Speaking of dogs I bought Gustav festive outfits for the holidays:

I've also made this gifset of him protecting his new holiday toy:

So I saw Macbeth in cinema this week and people brought snacks to it. What the hell?

Another movie and still no Revenant trailer! What the fuck?! Although, that one time they showed Legend trailer I got seriously dizzy, so maybe that is a good thing.

The Oscar season is a fucking mess already. NBR rewarded Fury Road as the best movie of the year but there and on NYFCC there is no love for The Revenant. I don't know what is happening. The blessing is that Lawrence and Redmayne haven't won anything yet but seriously I want Hardy, Leo and Lubezki to get all the love.

The reviews for The Revenant started pouring in. I'm too nervous to read them so I just do search for Hardy thing. " Hardy far exceeds the basic requirement for this role, which was to portray a man so despicable that the audience desperately wants to see him get his just dessserts."

Yeah unless he kills a dog in this, we're good here.

Scream Queens!

That episode was amazing. And next week is the finale! There is still no news of renewal which is so depressing to me because this is seriously my new favorite show that is currently airing.

There is this hypocrisy going on that I have to talk about. Sarah Paulson, 40, is dating Holland Taylor, who is 72. And all the comments remark how beautiful it is. But whenever an older man dates a younger woman, people always leave spiteful comments. What exactly is the difference?! Why woman-woman relationship is something to praise in this situation and a man always gets to be called a pig and a woman a gold digger in man-woman relationship like that? People are the worst.

But hands down, the dumbest folks are the ones who came up with this 'bear rape' thing about The Revenant. When you see a bear attack a man and it looks like rape to you you should do one thing. Go to a fucking shrink immediately. I mean I saw many dumb comments but this one takes the cake. Seriously it's one thing to think that but to actual go and claim that you think Dicaprio is raped by a bear in this movie? What?!

Oh my God. Have you guys seen that new Batman v Superman or whatever the fuck it is called trailer? It's so bad. Eisenberg is just an embarrassment to witness, that chick who plays Wonder Woman is so skinny and bland and Cavill is trying to emote so much but obviously he fails:

Oh Henry. The Gods gave you looks, but they haven't given you any charisma.

Batfleck vs Supermeh board was fucking hilarious yesterday:

- they should have done what Marvel did and introduce characters in separate movies!
- DC said fuck the foreplay, straight to anal!

There is also "Still looks like Snyder pissed all over the lense"comment which made me laugh so hard.

There was a trailer released today for Shane Black's new comedy The Nice Guys with Gosling and Crowe and it looks so funny!:

HBO marketing staff aka high interns decided to vomit another promo material which kinda heavily focuses on Jon 'it's just a memorial image' Snow:

But this is slightly better than the last year teaser - we actually get new lines here, in the beginning said by Max von Sydow himself and they included the glimpse of RW in it so hopefully YEAR 4 OF HYPE IS WHEN IT HAPPENS.