(211) Let's add a white horse and see ladies faint + links

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Friday, November 27, 2015

Would you look at that. Cause I've been unable to stop for a while.

These are the pictures from the set of Taboo, Tom's new show which he is shooting right now. Not only is he still gonna have that glorious beard in this role too but...

....HE IS LITERALLY SITTING ON A WHITE HORSE.

I think this is an attempt to murder the entire population of women. I mean the only thing that would make this better was if he 1. was shirtless 2. was holding a puppy.

...and now I'm imagining it.

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All right, let's move on.

I have been rewatching Tom's scenes in Peaky Blinders. He seems to have finished shooting season 3, which was fast? I just hope they will finally give him more to do, he had less than 10 scenes last season and let's face it they were the best things about this season. Would you look at that?

And this?

It's a good thing you cannot gif a voice. Those would be deadly if I could do that.

Yep, I'm making edits of Tom being intense now. This will be the end of me.

So Legend which I was too afraid to see in the cinema (to avoid single woman faints/dies during Tom Hardy movie headline) got the most critics seem to masturbate to this performance TV spots I've seen this year - see this one.

The Revenant reactions! The movie was screened and we know some interesting things - there is apparently a 40 minute long period with absolutely no dialogue, Leo has less 10 lines in English in the entire movie (which means we heard half of his lines in the trailer), Hardy speaks a lot and is epic and the film is very gory. That it was gory was well known but let just hope the Academy is not gonna act like a bunch of panicky little girls yet again. Just give Leo an Oscar before he murders you silently, people.

Also apparently some of the voters are butthurt because Tom said he thinks the whole Oscar thing is like putting a hat on a dog. Some are saying they will vote for Dano instead because of that comment. So in case you ever think you are being petty just think of how petty the Oscar voters are.

God I hope they all get dick punched like Inarittu ~~probably~~ did.

No, they won't. Tom has no time for these basic bitches.

Also Jeffrey Wells is a sexist prick and can go fuck himself.

Here is the new trailer with original score in the background - this sounds so heavenly!

It's Black Friday today so above is essentially me upon seeing all those deals on clothes.

There truly are no limits to HBO's idiocy. Someone on my GoT board posted this pic and I'm like OK so it's a fanmade and then it turns out it isn't, it's real. Like, they actually have that shit on the building's billboard and up on the official website. What the shit, HBO? You go out of your way having actors tell people this dude is dead for good and now you plastered him on the first poster? How high are your marketing people? How high are your interns, who I assume you leave in charge of artwork/promo stuff - because there is really no explanation for this atrocity? And what the fuck are you high on? Is it my fucking tears since it's year 4 of Stoneheart watch?

Also this is so badly made. I see dozens of better fan art edits every day. And the most depressing thing is that this is not even the worst poster they had, this is probably the best one since season 1 but this is not saying much. I have better blood brushes in my photoshop.

It gets better as it is, apparently, the picture from season 3 of the show. This is the biggest show on this planet, can you believe how lazy these turds are being?

Amateurs.

I cannot even blame D&D for this because I'm fairly certain they had no part in this. It physically hurts me not to be able to bitch about them this week.

Seriously my God Scream Queens upped their shade game again this week:

Chanel talking about pushing Hester down the stairs:

Chanel on the phone with her mother:

So much good stuff.

The episode was so much fun and they are really throwing so many red herrings for us to theorize who the killer is. I think they even had every single person in the house check the turkey (which in the end turned out to be a human head obviously) to throw us even more off. Personally there is so much talk on the board for the show about Murphy probably going to copy the famous and creepy as fuck Sleepaway Camp twist so now I'm kinda on board with the idea that Pete is one of the killers (the consensus seems to be there are two more).

So I've been watching Downton Abbey again. Everything to do with Edith makes me wanna jump off a building. Jesus, that poor girl. Watching her stare at her kid because she cannot raise it herself is heartbreaking,. Meanwhile Mary is slutting it up in hotels. I'm very fond of Michelle Dockery and I think she gave the most brilliant performance in Wright's Karenina (hopefully one day I have the time to write about it) but Mary is the worst. I'm on season 5 now so I'm probably gonna reach Matthew Goode debut episode tonight. Good stuff.

But the best reason to watch the show is obviously the Queen of Shade:

What a treasure she is.

I have half of my Things I Love about Fury Road posts (there will be 2) made and the new Raising Star post completed but I actually had no time to even add the finishing touches and publish it. I was half waiting for people to comment on last Rambling Friday a bit more (which didn't happen) and hoping I'll have the energy to do that the next day (which also didn't happen). So what is it now? 4 posts per month?

Oh and I cannot actually remember when is the last time I saw a movie. This is bad.

Meanwhile everyone lost their shit over that Civil War trailer and I was sitting here at 6:15 AM - which is the time I usually have the time to catch up the news as I wait for my mascara to dry (yeah I'm kinda busy these days) and being all "so what else is new?". This looks like another boom-boom-boom + let's have Black Widow be totally boring + cliche story all over again. And where the fuck was Ant Man?

However would you look at that?:

Do you know what this is? It's Robert Downey Jr. remembering he used to be more than a guy who cashes in checks. This is him remembering "my God I used to act once" and trying to do that again. So at least that is exciting.