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Friday, August 28, 2015

There is a bunch of new Macbeth photos and 2 posters. Why is Weinstein more focused on promoting JLaw's new DOR movie instead of this?

Hey, speaking of JLaw - she is writing a script with Amy Schumer and they will star in a movie based on that script. Is there some sort of a magnet that unfunny vulgar people have that pushes them towards other unfunny vulgar people? If so, where is the news of Lena Dunham also "writing" with them? Just get Lars von Trier to direct and this will dethrone Kick Ass as the worst movie ever for me, easily.

Oh God.

The awfulness.

I can actually feel it coming.

This week Quentin Tarantino compared her to Bette Davis. Oh God. I feel nauseous.

Somebody called Haley Bennett is gonna play the role of Megan in The Girl on the Train. At first I went "who?" but maybe that girl is gonna do well. This is certainly the most mysterious part out of the 3 women in the story. But what's worth noting here is the ridiculous first comment under this news. Um, because all three characters are white. Period.

The film pre production stage is moving so fast and we still don't have any news about Sharp Objects adaptation moving along. I'm telling you, it's that Gone Girl curse happening again.

Hey, speaking of ridiculous - Mr. Robot fans are throwing a gigantic hissy fit because the show's finale was postponed. The network pushed it a week because it contains similarities to that horrific shooting that was caught on shooter's cam this week. People are dead, can these "fans" just shut up?

So now Man of Steel 2 is on hold. You know more than Cavill in a tight suit I just want more Mad Max films. But honestly if they are putting this on hold so that Batman has more to do...the characters aren't a problem. Zack "the hack" Snyder is.

I tried to watch Queen of Earth on VOD the day it was released and had my credit card ready and everything and then it turns out it's not available in Itunes store in my location so I was not allowed to pay 7 bucks to see it and buy it from US located Itunes store. And, and people dare to wonder why streaming sites for free are so popular? Get your shit together, VOD services and make it possible for me and others to give you our money. Also what the fuck does it matter that I'm paying from one location and getting something from other country's store? How come I can order a fuckload of clothes from UK and they arrive just fine but I cannot watch a damn movie online for a fee, just because I live in what may not be perceived as one, but seriously is a third world country? Why doesn't Itunes have international store with the same shit for everyone in the first place? Isn't Internet international? I mean - what the hell?!

On the bright side, Michelle Pfeiffer is working again! This is wonderful news.

Would you look at this Kristen Stewart photoshoot? It looks like a cross between It Follows and Blade Runner. I got turned on just typing those words:

New AHS news! Here and here - and in the second link we can see the first pictures of the cast. I'm loving the look of Sarah Paulson and Angela Bassett in particular. Also - Ten commandments killer and addiction demon wielding a dildo? This is wild.

Speaking of wild - I think Tom Hardy might have just cause a chain explosin of ovaries with these dubsmash videos

The Revenant finally wrapped so he will probably shave soon. NOOOOOOO!

I wasn't at work at all this week. My doctor sent me on a sick leave on account of my nerves actually giving me physical problems. So I have been chillin', playing with Gustav and continuing with my rewatch of Desperate Housewives. I have to go back on Monday, though, so let's just hope nothing terrible happens. Especially on next Friday since it's my birthday and my birthday is usually on a day when something bad happens.

Does anyone absolutely adore Karl? I know he cheated on Susan but he is the funniest character on the show.

That dinner Susan had with doctor Ron and Karl sent him to Mike was so freaking funny.

Watching the show and rewatching Friends from time to time really makes me think that TV is not in golden age nowadays as everyone seems to think. There are just no more shows that are so funny and touching at the same time. Yes, we had Parks and Rec, but that's gone.

Also speaking of TV - there is this new show Show me a Hero, I think, that's the title, and it seems to be getting amazing reviews but I never see anyone tweet about it or write about it on the blogs. Is anyone watching it? Is it really this awesome?

Wendell reviews Kingsman

Ruth writes about new to her actors she would like to see more of

m.brown reviews The Man from UNCLE

Brittani saw Mulholland Dr. for the very first time

Alex chooses his 10 favorite films shot by Matthew Libatique

and finally go wish lovely Nikhat happy birthday!

Guys this is fake, but it's so good I actually had to google to check if it's fake. Apparently a bunch of people thought it was real and were pissed off.