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Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving guys! Let me use that opportunity to thank you all for visiting and commenting here on the blog and especially ~~on my rapid descent into madness~~ Rambling Friday series! Are you ready for tonight's entry? It's a wild one.

I am very thankful for the ability to take a day off which I did and I don't have to go to work tomorrow. God, I'm getting turned on just thinking about everyone having to deal with their shit on their own because I won't be there to do it for them. OH YEAH BABY.

I'm also thankful for Mark Ruffalo. So very, very, very thankful.

To celebrate Mark's birthday I made a gifset of Detective ~~Fuzzy Bear Cuddles~~ Toschi.

It has come to this. I'm jealous of a hamburger. And every single animal cracker in this film.

I also made that gifset. It was just impossible for me....you know, not to make that gifset.

On Saturday which was Mark's birthday Just Like Heaven was on TV which was an amazing coincidence. I'm getting soft in my old age - how I wept during that ending.

Mark was on Tonight Show last week. I really think he should be on lockdown or something. It's not safe for anyone to have this much adorable out there in the public ----------->

I rarely find out anything from Jimmy Fallon's interviews but he is super nice. He is like an excited fangirl towards everyone who comes over to his show which is delightful especially comparing to guys like David Letterman who more often than not acts as if he had no fucking clue who these people are. And I really like how Fallon does all those games with his guests. Mark was in one too which was also bordering on making me die from all of that lovely, but this was the best part of the interview:

Then this happened:

Oh dear God.

It's finally here!:

The look on his face when he is listening to Jessica is incredible - he looks so attentive and there's this sparkle in his eyes. "There was...really pretty people..and then ME". Oh, Mark.

OK let's direct your attention to two photographs now.

First there's this one. If I was a Christian I'd run straight to church after seeing this. My God it's impossible not to stare at the particular...section of ~~his pants~~ that photo.

[rant mode] Speaking of the photo and Catholic Church - that is the picture from the set of Spotlight where Mark plays a reporter who goes after the church priests who abused children. I'm not sure how many of my readers are aware of this since I rarely venture into subjects other than 1. movies 2. TV 3. my dog 4. my shit hair 5. my shit job, but I consider Catholic church to be one of the most evil, sick and criminal organizations in the history of the world. It has nothing to do with religion - I think everyone should be free to believe in whatever they like so I have no problem with people being Christians. But as for an organization, for something that abusive, hypocritical and awful to exist and not only not pay for its crimes and millions of victims they hurt and killed over the centuries, but have the audacity to actually behave they have any say in what is right or wrong while they are holding the progress of this world hostage, enabling more hurt and pain towards raped women, forcing the births of children who when born only experience pain, contributing to depriving good people who just want to have children never getting a chance to have them and - finally - hurting innocent kids they are scarring for life among many, many others crimes - is making me psychically sick.

You can imagine how fun it is for me to live in a country where most people are Christians and where we have crosses hanging on the walls in school classes, especially since my own religion is something that would get me burnt alive by these 'people'. And I don't necessarily mean - back in Middles Ages. Thanks to Catholic Church the mentality from back then is still in place today. [rant over]

But my point is - the only thing that would be more perfect is if Mark was after dog killers in that movie. Because those shits are still the worst on Earth.

Then there's this! Yes! Dylan Rhodes is coming back! Give him time to grow the curls! And the scruff! And give him a suit and a gun! And for the love of God make him shirtless in this one!

I usually have news station on in the background and I heard this this week. I'm so fucking thrilled.

Metrosexuals are the worst. Guys like Ryan Gosling probably spend more time on their facial hair during one day than I spend on my actual hair during one week. Oh, hell, during one month. Yep, still didn't find the time and energy to go to professional and dye them. I'm starting to look like Streep in Into the Woods.

Anyways the guys like that do absolutely nothing for me and they are everywhere nowadays. I feel they spend more money on beauty products and spend more time in dressing rooms than women.

Look at this. This is a proper man. And then there is this lovely Foxcatcher moment:

So good, so good. He looks like he could hunt with bare hands and chop down the entire forest.

Though he would actually never chop down a tree because he protects the environment.

Oh, but it's nice imagining what it would look like if he did...

Now I'm imagining him with a power drill.... and a hammer....in tight jeans....

...

*rawwrrr*

Let's move on. We definitely need to move on now.

There were several new trailers released in the last few weeks. There's Pan which looks to me like a cross between Pirates of the Caribbean sequels, Hugo and Stardust so it's like a mixture of not one, not two, but three different kinds of shit. But it has Garrett Hedlund in it and he is hot. Mara will have zero chemistry with him, though. She is not good doing something like this and she is so wrong for the part she is playing for so many reasons already.

We got our first sneak peak at Jurassic World movie. I don't particularly care for that franchise but it has Chris Pratt which is always lovely - though we can safely assume the fact that they are going for the serious vibe here will harm both his performance and the film overall - and it's wonderful to see Bryce Dallas Howard again:

James Cameron on Avatar sequels - " I can tell you one thing about them, they’re gonna be bitchin’. You will shit yourself with your mouth wide open". Do these people hear themselves?

Hugh Laurie is joining Veep! There are rumors that since Selina is now the president Laurie will play her VP. This is gonna be so hilarious, I miss the show so much and I already rewatched the available 3 seasons so many times in the last few months.

Into the Woods was screened for some critics and the word is Streep and Pine are stand outs. I just hope I'll live long enough to see Blunt get nominated for something because this is ridiculous.

Speaking of, the Best Actress race is turning....disgusting. Hilary Swank is campaigning her ass off for some role in some bleak western while Rosamund Pike is not campaigning because she simply can't - she is too far into her pregnancy. So what is happening is that Swank's chances are increasing while Pike are decreasing because...she is not whoring herself in interviews and on red carpets because she is expecting a baby. I mean....what the fuck?

Let's talk about Independent Spirit Awards Nominations. This is batshit insane - Foxcatcher apparently had the budget of over 20 million dollars (...how?) so the film was illegible for nominations, but they are still giving the trio of actors the special award just like Gotham Awards did. This hopefully means that Mark will be there for me to shamelessly stare at him. Although - I mean it's great they are getting something but it seems kind of strange - what is this? We cannot decide which of you was best so we are just gonna give out collective prize?

But the worst thing is the snub of Begin Again. Come on. Mark was freaking wonderful in this. Never mind the fact that Dan is my dream man but Mark was just fantastic in the role.

I saw Theory of Everything last weekend. It was...fine. The best thing about the movie was the original score which was just stunning. Also - Daenerys' brother was in the film! I thought the performances were good but not Oscar worthy - Redmayne's performance is very good and the physicality of it is so difficult but Jones really didn't have this much to do to for it to warrant the awards talk.

As much as I disliked watching Interstellar I am enjoying making gifs from it.

Here's the honest trailer for Love Actually. I only saw 3 or 4 episodes of The Walking Dead but that reference was hilarious.