(158) Hey, they chose the wrong Avenger + links

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Thursday, November 20, 2014

I rewatched Avengers and Now You See Me, for obvious reasons. God, I just love Mark's character in the latter, he is so freaking hot. I really hope they do make a sequel to this one. Look at him go with that gun! And that pout in the first one. Oh, Jesus.

I finally gifed him in Just Like Heaven:

It's like I'm subconsciously trying to kill my followers.

I'm not exactly sure where my weekend went. This is what happens when you finally go to sleep and wake up after 11 hours. I seriously didn't see sunlight because when I woke up it was after sunset. Come to think of it since I go to work and it's dark and get home and it's dark and sleep through day on weekends....what is this sun you people speak of?

Tonight I'm gonna rewatch my favorite Mark movie - My Life Without Me.

Also I'm gonna rewatch Zodiac and imagine feeding him animal crackers.

As usual - I had a long hard week.

And there's something happening tomorrow on the blog. Oh it's gonna explode.

I also rewatched Guardians of the Galaxy this week, it's so crazy fun!

Get this - apparently Kevin Bacon is friends with the film's director. Oh please give him a cameo in the sequel!

While we're on the subject of Guardians, many thought that Chris Pratt will be People's Sexiest Man Alive this year, but they went with Chris Hemsworth.

Two things about that - first of all, clearly they chose the wrong Avenger:

Ladies, let's make this post extra special, shall we:

The thing number 2 is that Hemsworth is a nice dude but come on - Chris Pratt braids women's hair. My point is that I wish they would actually hand it to a legitimately nice guy who is known for being a legitimately nice guy so that guys realize that women do find that sexy. I'm not saying we like sissies - I'm talking about someone who is both sweet and also...you know what, let's switch topic to JLaw bashing before this gets more frank.

Jennifer Lawrence insisted that her cameo in Dumb and Dumber To was cut out of the film. Why, because that would be embarrassing? Unlike, you know, taking hundreds of pics of yourself naked? That's some fucked up hierarchy of what's embarrassing right there.

Come to think of it had I seen that movie instead of Interstellar last Friday I would probably end up having a better time.

I've gotta say I'm enjoying all those videos and gifs from Mockingjay press tour showing up on my tumbr dashboard - comparing to Natalie Dormer we all sound dumb, really, but JLaw is coming across even more like a total hick than usual next to her.

I forgot to tell you last week just how awful the trailers before Interstellar were. I mean I thought at the very least they'll show Avengers 2 trailer with those epic 'Mark wrapped up in a blanket'/'Mark falling shirtless on the snow' moments. But fuck no, I couldn't even get 15 seconds of my Fluffy Ruffy. Instead they bombarded me with awful shit, the worst of which was Horrible Bosses 2 trailer. The first one was actually on TV on Saturday and I had it on in the background, wow that was so bad. What a waste of Kevin Spacey. Bunk from The Wire was the only person with funny scenes.

Anyways that shot of Mark in Avengers trailer. Tumblr is already super protective and scared. There's this. And more importantly - this.

Please don't hurt him :(

Matthew McConaughey got his star on Walk of Fame and they turned it into little Intestellar party. I cannot stop laughing at this:

Every single day there is a new interview with one of Nolan brothers trying to 'explain' Interstellar. And amazingly every day they actually make me detest that movie's script more.

Anyways the real outrage is that they released 2 versions of the soundtrack and docking music is nowhere to be found. Zimmer declared that he will do whatever he can to release it but I just find it fucking disgusting how they had the audacity to release 2 versions and not include the movie's most memorable track there. Thank God for people recording in cinema. At least until some vague feeling of basic decency gets them to release it we can listen to it on youtube.

So two good things are coming from Big Eyes - this photoshoot you can see on the right and two new Lana Del Rey's songs that she recorded for the movie.

Lana also did something awful this week. No, just no.

The godless American station known as FOX is remaking Luther. This is absolutely insane.

There's more - "Idris Elba will reprise his role as Luther in two hour-long specials for BBC One." So let's get it straight - not only is the show getting a remake (translation - shat on) they will also destroy the original's ending by continuing the story.

Just leave Luther and Alice alone.

And for the love of God, whatever you do do not cast Chloe Moretz as Phoenix in the next X Men movie.